I’ve Made A Huge Mistake (I think I should start numbering these, since this is probably the 3rd or 4th time I’ve had to say that)
(DCFC – What Sarah Said)

One of my managers came by my desk today and asked if I had a spare phone cable she could borrow. I wasn’t sure but I said I’d take a look in my desk drawer. As I pulled my desk drawer open while she hovered behind me, my Stuff magazine was in plain sight, with hot Stacy Keibler wearing next to nothing on the cover. Being that it was one of the new female managers, it was an awkward situation. In attempt to make it seem as though it wasn’t awkward, I nonchalantly pulled the magazine out and placed it right on top of my desk as I dug around the drawer to find a spare phone cable. Sort of like saying, "So what, it’s a guy magazine with scantily clad women, I’m sure you’ve got a huge vibrator underneath the kit kat bar you have in your desk drawer." Remind me later to go check her drawers.

My first reaction would’ve been to close the drawer but that would’ve been a blatant admittance of guilt. Admitting your guilt is something only people with moral fibre do. (Side note : I wonder if people with lots of moral fibre have more regular bowel movements.) That's not something I have.

After digging around for a good 30 seconds, I then decided to cut my losses and put the magazine back into my desk and told her that I couldn’t find what she was looking for but would let her know if I found anything.

That was the highlight of my day.